Elaine4Queen posted a fun roundup of weird images on her tumblr t’other day, and it got me thinking about all the wonderfully weird things I have accumulated and decorated my office at work with. So here’s a little snapshot of what I keep around me to amuse and inspire while I work. I am sorely going to miss it all, as I’ve finally gotten it just so after 6 years. Maybe this will help me recreate it, or maybe I’ll make something better!
I have to start with the whiteboard. It all started when one of our interns asked to use it to map her family tree for her thesis project. It was up for months and months, and when it finally came down, a couple of us mocked up the family tree of fast food & children’s toys you see in the middle. Then someone drew the gigantic Kiss Revolutionary War person (actually this drawing references a newspaper clipping I have of a kid who is dressed up to re-enact the Boston Massacre, which you will see later). Then everything kinda spiraled from there. Most of us have added something to this atrocity. Note: I did not put my own name there.

This is what is directly facing you when you enter my office. 3 magnetic boards full of *stuff* Plus one promotional Ted Leo & the Pharmacists poster, a printout of Mc Sweeney’s "I’m Comic Sans Asshole" and a thank you sketch from Ben Templesmith from when I let him borrow my power cord at the Boston Comic Con earlier this year.

Checking out the boards, here are some close-ups.




If you click through to the Flickr photo there’s more info on some of the stuff. I kinda catalogued it all…..
If you turn to the left, you would see the sparsest of the 4 walls. Near the door are my Brian Wood mini-prints

Then, in the middle of the wall, is the oddest feature of my office—the window. Not a window outside. No, I have one of those on the other side of the office. This window opens into the main lobby. So I can stick my head out and be 10 feet up and look directly down onto my co-workers’ desks. I sometimes hurl things at them. I mean, how could I not?
Above it is a Ben Templesmith Wormwood:Gentleman Corpse print. In the window is my "health meter". The number of Diet Coke’s in my window signifies how many more lives I have. Or how many days since I’ve done recycling….

Getting further from the door, we have this fine poster, from the Andrew Bird show I saw last year.

Now, if you turn around, you’d be facing my desk. On my desk are fun toys like these:

And the wall behind my desk looks like this. Note, those are Giant Microbes on the desk. I have HIV, flesh eating bacteria, the black death, syphilis, and the clap! These are my favorite things to hurl at my co-workers. I’ve also got an Emily the Strange Neechee cat, a skelanimal cat, Stitch [in handcuffs], a super-hero cutout with a client’s face pasted on [in a mocked-up nasa badge, don't ask], a puffer-fish someone found in the street, a rolling moose no one knows where it came from, and a hard hat we accidentally absconded with. Hanging are a set of fake keys, another nifty Templesmith print, and some very kick-ass letter press prints.

Lastly, to the right of my desk, we have more skelanimals (hard plastic this time), a glowing ghost, a Decemberists poster from a couple years back, a Decemberists The Crane Wife promo poster, and a Meg Hunt print I won this year. (Yes, it’s a bit high, but I was running out of space!)

It’s going to be a sad day taking all this down!